A Bottlecap of Sauce

A playwright said, “When you write an absurd play, you have to have concrete, reasonable theories, at least, in your mind.” Absurd plays are difficult to understand. But they are attractive. I guess that is because the playwrights have their theories.

Taking care of Alzheimer’s patients is similar. The patients may act meaninglessly. But if their caregivers support them sincerely, they can find their meaning. For example, wandering. From the patients’ point of view, they never wander. They have important reasons to go to particular places. On their way, they happen to get lost. So, some people tend to avoid using the word “wander.” A doctor said, “A good caregiver to Alzheimer’s patients needs to be a good detective.” Superficially, the patients’ actions appear meaningless, but good caregivers can deduce the meaning.

My own observation was that if a patient acts without a reason, they may cause trouble. In my mother’s case, she could stay home alone for a short time, provided some clear conditions were met: She was not hungry. She was not thirsty. It was neither cold nor hot. She needed a comfortable chair and a bed and so on.

One day, my wife and I left her at home for a short while.

When we got back home, we were so relieved to find her safe.

But I was surprised by the unnatural scene on the table. A bottle of sauce was opened. And the bottle’s cap was full of the sauce. Automatically, I started to wonder about the meaning of that. Was she thirsty? Did she have some message for us?

I froze up for a while, looking at the bottle and the cap full of sauce. And my wife said to me: “She was playing with them. OK?”

If my mother was playing, there was no meaning. If a person is satisfied, they start to play.

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What did you do during WWII?

My favorite comedian, Kamioka, said on TV, “When my father got drunk, he always asked people the same question.” The question is, “What did you do during WWII?”

My parents were children at that time. My grandparents didn’t want to talk about the war. So, I didn’t hear information about the war from my family.

Maybe, for people who experienced the war as adults, there might be many things to talk about.

I guess maybe the conversations were like this:

“What did you do during WWII?”

“I was a soldier in the battle of Imphal.”

“How did you survive?”

Kamioka’s father always asked the question when he was drunk. When he got really drunk, he started to ask the question to younger people who were not born during the war.

WWII had a strong impact on most of the people in the world. Luckily, we don’t have any incidents with such strong impact in our generation.

But the pandemic had an impact on all of us.

Maybe the future drunkard could ask this question to people:

“What did you do during the pandemic?”

“I was a restaurant owner.”

“How did you survive?”

I hope a world war and a pandemic will never happen again.

 

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Realistic Movies

　I love to watch dramas on TV. I am surprised by the advanced makeup techniques these days.

In the old days, in scenes where someone gets injured or is sick, they used simple techniques. They were lovely. They used red or blue paint for the makeup. Those were cheap. But I was able to relax while watching those.

But now, if someone gets injured in a drama, they can use makeup for really painful-looking wounds. If someone is sick, they can make them look really sick and pale.

I know they are healthy actors, but I always start to worry about them.

The mysterious thing is that I can’t tell whether the techniques are done by makeup artists or digital artists.

My smartphone shows me short movies. Many beautiful people are dancing or smiling. But I can’t tell whether these people exist in the real world or are created by an AI artist.

Once, my smartphone showed me a kind of movie. In the movie, a cat or dog got rid of a bear. I believed this kind of movie. I imagined that if a bear attacked me, my cats would help me. But TV taught me these are fake movies.

What should I believe? We should be suspicious of the information from screens.

 

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Inflation and Family Strife

I heard this story from my mother.

My family lived with my paternal grandmother. My mother was always scolded by my grandmother. My grandmother said to my mother, “You spend too much money!” “You are not good at shopping!” “You have to learn to make ends meet!”

 My mother had hard feelings about that even after my grandmother’s death. My mother sometimes complained that “she didn’t know it was because of inflation.”

 When I was a baby, Japan experienced a period of inflation. In 1970, the average first monthly payment for someone who graduated from a university was $111. In those days, most women didn’t have an income. In other words, a family could live on that income. Only 17% of people could study at university. Those were lucky people. They could have nice lifestyles with that income.

 My grandmother didn’t watch news programs. She didn’t read newspapers. She didn’t go shopping. She didn’t have information about inflation. That why she thought her son had married a stupid woman.

 History repeats itself.

 For a few weeks, my wife was busy at work. So, I went shopping to buy everyday items. I paid for those from my pocket money and kept the receipts. After that, my wife would give me the money from our family budget. She summed up the receipts and screamed, “That is too expensive! You cooked the receipts!”

 She started inspecting the receipts. She tried to find out if I had bought some stupid items using our family budget. I am a stupid man. Of course, I sometimes buy some stupid items, like cigarettes. But I don’t spend our family money on stupid items.

 My wife checked all the receipts. She never found any stupid items on the receipts. I was innocent, as I had insisted to her.

 Now, inflation is happening all around the world. It causes strife for many families everywhere.

 I heard that in the 1970s, the same thing happened. As a result, there was a wage increase. But wage increases are always too late.

 We need to do our best to survive.

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Drone Show

 When my family went to Osaka Expo, the venue was very crowded. Most of the pavilions were already full. We could not go in any pavilions.

 My sister-in-law got information that the UK pavilion was not so crowded. If we waited for one hour in front of the pavilion, we could go inside.

 We decided to try the UK pavilion. When we were walking to the pavilion, we could see fireworks in the sky.

 When we were waiting in front of the pavilion, we could watch the drone show. That was the first time I had seen a drone show. Of course, that was a wonderful experience.

 The beauty of fireworks is difficult to show on television. The beauty of a drone show is also difficult to show on television. Each drone moved regularly. They made a beautiful show.

 At the same time, I felt scared. If a war happened, the drones would attack us.

 I am a Star Wars fan. In the story, there is a Clone War. Clone people fight against AI robots. But actually, we are now experiencing Drone Wars.

 Japanese fireworks are beautiful. Firework techniques were developed during the Edo period. During that period, Japan didn’t experience any wars. People could concentrate on developing fireworks. This must be a good way to use gunpowder.

 I hope people never use drones for wars. I hope people use drones in peaceful ways, like for entertainment. We will see many, many beautiful drone shows in the future.

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UK Pavilion

       My wife, my wife’s younger sister, and I went to Expo 2025 Osaka, Kansai, Japan.

Beforehand, we applied to visit popular pavilions online, but we were all rejected. Thus, we did not visit the famous pavilions.

My sister-in-law said she wanted to visit the UK Pavilion. She works in the UK. If I could visit an expo in a foreign country, I would want to see the Japanese Pavilion.

Luckily, we were informed that we could visit the UK Pavilion by waiting for an hour, which we did.

We could visit at least one pavilion. At the same time, we knew why we could enter the UK Pavilion after just an hour of waiting.

In the UK Pavilion, we just walked around and watched movies. The movies were not exceptional—they were educational. My wife complained, “Is this a class?”

Sometimes, I work for movie companies. I thought that if I asked six coworkers, we could make the same quality of movies as those that we watched.

My sister-in-law said that people in the UK are generally not interested in expos.

On the contrary, the Japanese might be too crazy about expos.

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Special Skill

Did you go to Expo 2025 Osaka, Kansai, Japan?

My house is not far from the venue, so my wife and I decided to visit the expo to make memories. At that time, my wife’s younger sister, who lives in London, was temporarily staying at their parents’ house. She decided to come along, and the three of us went on an overnight trip.

I was so happy that I saw a full-scale Mobile Suit Gundam. That is my all-time favorite animation. My wife and my sister-in-law are not familiar with Gundam. They didn’t say anything about it.

That was summer, and Japan was experiencing the worst heat wave. But when we visited the expo, it was not blazing hot. Many people visited the site, and the venue was packed. We had to wait for over an hour to enter the venue and another hour to leave it.

But I think the biggest problem was the women’s restrooms. In the venue, many women formed significantly long lines in front of all the ladies’ restrooms. By contrast, no lines were observed in front of the men’s restrooms. The women had to queue for a long time in the restrooms. Being a woman is challenging. If you feel the need to urinate, you have to wait for a long time. You need to pull yourself together strongly.

I think it’s not a small problem. We need to think of female and male equality. If we think of true equality, the sizes of restroom areas should not be equal. If the sizes were equal, the number of toilet bowls for women would be less than that for men. We should prepare at least the same number of toilet bowls for both men and women, but I don’t think that is enough. Females need more time to use the restroom. I think restrooms for women need a bigger area and more toilet bowls to address this issue.

I don’t know if the expo planner was a man or a woman, but did that person not feel anything when he or she watched the long lines for the women’s restrooms?

This problem not only applies to the expo but also to any events or theaters. The planners need to consider this problem when they design the restrooms—the restrooms are important.

How did my wife solve this problem at the expo? Don’t worry. She has a special skill. Gundam didn’t have special skills in the story, but my wife does. When I first met my wife, I assumed she was a boy. She looked like a male. She always wore boyish-style clothes. Sometimes, she gets scolded by other women in the restrooms: “This is the ladies’ restroom!”

My wife’s special skill is using the men’s restroom. We entered the same male restroom, but no one minded her. You need talent to use this special skill. If you can pull off wearing men’s attire, you can try that.

My sister-in-law? She has a more radical special skill. If she tries, she can endure not urinating for over seventeen hours. This might be a wonderful special skill.

However, these are not the solutions to the problem. My wife doesn’t want to use the male restroom, and my sister-in-law definitely cannot hold out all the time.

I strongly insist that there be true equality for men and women when it comes to restrooms.

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